lørdag den 11. juni 2011

How do you survive the swine flu

Here are some tips on how to survive the swine flu / pandemic:

First and foremost it is important not to panic, keep calm and stay updated on Knowledge Bank.

It may already be too late, but if it is strictly necessary, then move you out with a wet cloth over the respiratory tract and a weapon (kitchen knife, rundboldsbat, etc.)

Pray for that you have the storehouse in order.

Barricades you in your villa - seal doors, windows and air gaps (do not forget the chimney). Here are you waiting for a pandemic is resolved.

To save energy, and through your supply, it is important to have such a low level of activity as possible. Get down, empty your head of thoughts and for all the world avoid talking.